this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm going to send you so much garlic

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

I have the theory that vampires hating garlic is a rumour spread by vampires themselves because they really love garlic. Getting the humans to season themselves is a genius move.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago