this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.
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Granted. Anyone else that ever reads your post title (even if they just scroll past) has something bad happen to them for as long as this post exists. You’re aware of it everytime it happens and instantly know the full extent of the damage you’ve caused in other people’s lives.