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    If linux distributions were tools. (sh.itjust.works)
    submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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    [–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    You're joking, but-- https://buttplug.io/

    [–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

    The second sentence on the website

    WELCOME STARDEW VALLEY AND ULTRAKILL PLAYERS! [...] Check out Lovense, Kiiroo, Satisfyer and others for toys that will work with the game!

    > STARDEW VALLEY

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    Save up all of your starfruit wine for three years and turn it in at once to have your genitals tenderized into a fine paste.

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

    I haven't played Stardew Valley. What does starfruit wine do? Does ot help you get especially romantic with Harvey or Leah?

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    It's just very rare and expensive. Getting my starfruit plantation running turned me into the biggest kulak in town.

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    So... the sex toy integration is just about the money? Lame.

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    I have no idea what triggers what, I don't have a smart buttplug

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

    The game features relationship mechanics so I would imagine that it is linked to romantic pursuit.

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Ultrakill

    Explain. I'm a Boom shoot fan and this is on my wishlist after I clear a few in my backlog. Is Ultrakill popular with Butt Plug enthusiasts?

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

    I think they implemented it just because they could. The developers of ultrakill are... Eccentric to say the least

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

    I am just as confused as you are. If anything, your knowledge of Ultrakill could clear things up.

    [–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

    The fact that this exists makes me so happy. I doubt I'd ever use a smart buttplug, but I'm oddly relived that those who want Bluetooth up their ass can do so using open-source software.

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

    This could unironically be useful for adult themed games lmao

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

    Wow I didn't know I needed this, thanks