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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So if you have plants in your bathroom, they’re watching you poop. Neat!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That kind of explains why I can't keep plants alive... I'm traumatizing them so bad they want death.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For 90% of people it’s watering issues. Mostly overwatering.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Ya, usually I either overwater or forget about it entirely for extended periods of time.

That's why I have mainly plastic plants now. Much less fussy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

5 words: Beer bottle drip feeder attachments.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Drip feeders can in fact be excellent. Unless you’re already the kind of person who will forget about those as well.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But wouldn't they be, like, "yum, fertilizer!"?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

plants are farming us all for food. playing the long game.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably not with my diet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Plants: "Eat more phosphorus and potassium!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Not if they have to see that guy with his pants off!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They smell the food, they can see the food being made, but by the cruel hand of fate, they just can't get the food.