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Raccoons make no sense (lemmy.ml)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

A guy I knew had one as a pet. It got into his kitchen cupboard and just had to know what hidden gems were under the plates.

Pulls a plate out and lets it crash to the floor. "Huh. another plate. I wonder what's under that one." Crash! "Huh. another plate. I wonder what's under that one." Crash! "Huh. Another plate. I wonder what's under that one..."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I had a coworker who had a raccoon. She said sometimes it would open every single cupboard in the kitchen, every drawer it could get to, all the Tupperware containers in every cupboard or drawer, and turn all the water on in the entire house. That's when I decided I don't want a pet raccoon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I don't want one as a pet either, but God that's some adorable mischief