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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

If there's a 5% chance you could take a wolf there's an absolute 0% chance against a chimp. A monkey or ape bigger than 3 feet tall with malice towards me is probably about the dead last thing I'd want to fight in the animal kingdom. Top three for sure.