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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

CEO, this year: Balance sheets look great! labor costs way down!

CEO, years out: Looks like profits are going down as people realize our products are shit., Better fire more people. Maybe I'll sell off some assets too!

repeat until bankrupt

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

then recieve government bailout and repeat ad infinitum

this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2023
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