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What's your warp slogan? (lemmy.ca)

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In light of what other's have been memeing ... it made me think.

If you became captain of a ship, what would your warp slogan be?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instead of Scotty in engineering I want an old man from Texas.

Instead of "I cannae hold her captain, she's gonna blow" id get "If you lean on this sumbitch ay harder cap, the warp core gon have a new inspection port!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you hear gun shots in Engineering ... you have to figure out if the Chief Engineer is happy ... or something has gone terribly wrong.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Blam Blam Blam

"Slater in engineering must be happy"

"That was gunfire! What makes you think he was happy!?!"

"When he is angry, he only shoots once and he doesnt miss"