this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's literally how you win.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Winning is never getting into a pissing contest to begin with.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

Why would I not get into a pissing contest when I can cut metal with my stream?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is equivalent to crabs pulling each other back into the bucket so none can escape.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago

If one of the crabs was angry enough it would burn a hole through the bucket.