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[-] [email protected] 102 points 10 months ago

Top left tenant just gave up

[-] [email protected] 124 points 10 months ago

No, they're French

[-] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh bonne mère du bon Dieu, qu'est-ce que tu viens de dire sur moi ? Je te ferais remarquer que j'ai fini premier dans ma classe de CAP de boulangerie à Navarrenx, et j'ai gagné de nombreuses fois le prix de la meilleure baguette du Béarn, et j'ai plus de 300 citations dans la République des Pyrénées. J'ai reçu une spécialisation en pâtisserie et fait un stage dans un grand restaurant étoilé. Pour moi tu n'es qu'un client parmi d'autres. Je te vendrai des chocolatines comme tu t'en n'en as jamais goûté, souviens t'en. Tu crois que tu peux t'en sortir avec ce genre d'insultes sur l'Internet ? Essaie encore, gros balourd. Pendant que nous discutons, je suis en train de contacter mon réseau de maisons du pain dans tout la France et ton identité est partagée, donc tu peux te préparer à une avalanche de gâteaux, gros malin. Une avalanche qui va te faire prendre 10kg. Tu vas devenir obèse mon ptit gars.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

*pain au chocolat

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Fucksake calm down, that's worse than the Israel/Palestine thing just now

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I know very little French but I’m assuming this is a well-localized version of the Navy Seal copypasta

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

unsure if this is right but here's the translation -

Oh good mother of God, what did you just say about me? I would point out to you that I finished first in my CAP bakery class in Navarrenx, and I have won the prize for the best baguette in Béarn many times, and I have more than 300 citations in the Republic of the Pyrenees . I received a specialization in pastry and did an internship in a large Michelin-starred restaurant. For me, you are just another customer. I will sell you chocolatines like you've never tasted before, remember that. Do you think you can get away with this kind of insults on the Internet? Try again, you big idiot. As we chat, I'm contacting my network of bread houses across France and your identity is shared, so you can prepare for an avalanche of cakes, smart guy. An avalanche that will make you gain 10kg. You're going to become obese, my little guy.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Mondy yeah, this is really well localized

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Too late, you're French now. Get your baguette and start disparaging other nations, and other French, too.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Merde

Now seriously, I am about 25 km from France right now. Thanks, Napoleon

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Bel effort, mais ça change à l'anglais à mi-chemin...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

J'a mardé

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Lol

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Incertain si Français ou Québécois vu que c'est un mélange entre "J'ai merdé" et "marde" qui est Québécois 🤔

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Malgré le "chocolatine" aussi utilisé au Québec, je pense que cette personne est du sud ouest.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Ils utilisent "marde" au sud ouest de la France?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Je sais pas mais il parle aussi du Béarn et des Pyrénées donc bon.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

In quebequois du Sud? Donc un américain. Ok je sors.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

gros balourd

Tout mais pas le b-word !

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Baise ouais !

[-] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

France has one of the best military records of all time:

the French participated in 50 of the 125 major European wars that have been fought since 1495; more than any other European state.

In addition, out of all recorded conflicts which occurred since the year 387 BC, France has fought in 168 of them, won 109, lost 49 and drawn 10.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Armed_Forces#History

[-] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

No, you don’t get it. They’re not cheese-eating surrender-monkeys because of their military record but because…

checks notes

… they didn’t support the unjustified invasion of Iraq.

Devours a basket of chili cheese freedom fries

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Anyone else read this in Groundskeeper Willie's voice too?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I did, but that's because it was a groundskeeper Willie line

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

They also, for a while, literally had a white flag as a national flag.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago

Thats the bro they get their weed from and regularly invites them together for a sesh. Single handedly keeping the peace in the building. Real guru that one.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Fuck that guy, don't sell to rebs.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Apparently this is what makes someone turn neutral.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I hope they’re not one of those fascism-leaning “centrists”

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

“Beige shirts”

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