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I would do that but with a baseball bat (lemmings.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Kill him since I already know it doesn't get much better

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Is that suicide, murder or murder suicide?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Murdicide?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends if it rips apart universe by making a paradox. I am not sure is destruction of the universe is a criminal charge. But maybe Murder suicide then manslaughter for killing the universe?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I mean, just from a quick duckduckgo, destruction of the universe isn't technically illegal.

Depending on how well you do it, there should be no charges because it'll all be gone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Imagine the disappointment if you then don't stop existing. You still did a good deed, nobody can take that away from you.