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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lol that’s like saying kidnapping is okay bc people enjoy the view out of the backwindow of the van.

Apart from his statistics being bullshit obviously.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No, you don't understand. There's also free candy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

throw in some kittens and you've got yourself a deal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

In neckbeard russia, you are kitten.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Contrary to popular belief, there usually isn't any candy at all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

But there will be puppies, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ooh! I was worried and having second thoughts... But this changes everything!