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i wish i could teleport all ants in a 50 ft radius literally anywhere else [MIGRATED] (sopuli.xyz)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Granted. The conservation of entropy theorem that is the backbone of teportation means that upon teleport, the difference in entropy between origin and destination measured in mass-energy-entropy would have to be "antimatter ants" for each equivalent unit of mass-energy-entropy as you specified only a destination, that means that you probably only 10x'd the net quantity of ants whenever this teleportation is used.