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I wish i could just be happy for the Next 20-40 years then die a painless quick death.
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2023
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Granted - you are cursed to automatically absorb the happiness from those close to you until they can bear it no longer.
Your life is ended by the person dearest to you so they may have release from their suffering.