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I wish i could just be happy for the Next 20-40 years then die a painless quick death.
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*
Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.
^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^
Granted - you are cursed to automatically absorb the happiness from those close to you until they can bear it no longer.
Your life is ended by the person dearest to you so they may have release from their suffering.