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i wish i could teleport all ants in a 50 ft radius literally anywhere else [MIGRATED] (sopuli.xyz)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Owing to the open-ended wording of your wish, since there are no ants inside your body, all ants in a 50-radius have instantaneously taken residence within every available cavity of your body. You find yourself amazed by just how many ants that actually is in the few seconds you have before your body bursts and you die in horrific but brief agony.