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Police close road for 31 hours after sex doll mistaken for dead body dumped in woods (www.independent.co.uk)

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Police closed off a road for two days to investigate a report of a dead body dumped in woods - only to find out it was a discarded sex doll.

Warwickshire Police said it was with “great relief” that the hand and foot spotted poking out of undergrowth turned out to be an inflatable love aid.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It took 31 hours to figure that out? Honestly. Other than killing ethnic minorities, what exactly do the police do?

(Don't tell the cops I said that; I don't want to die.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Other than killing ethnic minorities, what exactly do the police do?

That overtime isn't going to rack itself up you know. Besides, who else is going to keep the donut shops in business?