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Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports say (www.fox5atlanta.com)
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Big Costanza energy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Come on Jerry, you know I’ve always wanted to pretend to be a Marine Biologist!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Serenity now!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The jerk store called.