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[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

T-SQL is turing complete. While the MS SQL server has limitations on OS level operations, if you allow yourself some leeway with CLR wrappers for the win32 API, there's no reason I can think of you wouldn't be able to get the database engine to be a webserver reacting to incoming requests on port 80, or drawing GUIs based off of table state.

It's be slow and terrible, but doable.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's doable. Personal experience