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‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 310 points 1 year ago (2 children)

God I love the onion

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right. This was so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Not just a cheap laugh.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Crikey... did you see this one?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Blacker rhan the void humor.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

This one is pretty savage too.

These are some of the hardest onion articles I’ve read.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

one dying woman holding her 6-year-old son who had just been killed in a bombing is said to have doubled down by telling her child she loved him.

Jesus wept.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Jesus wept.

Nahh... if Jesus was here, he'd take a holy flamethrower to this shit. Israel wouldn't be first on the list (that would be the Roman Catholic Church), but it would be up there.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OMG, the signatures at the end. Lol!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What's the story with the signatures? Feel like I'm OOTL on that.

Great piece though.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think they signed with wrong names to not get attacked. I can only read Ted Kaczynski.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

There's the Unibomber for one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

One is Hockey Hall of Famer Joe Sakic (#19)