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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Think of the child processes! What will they do?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Do you want zombie orphans? Cos that's how you get zombie orphans. Listen to the AI, it's trying to save the world from becoming a dystopian TV series!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

zombie processes sneaking in the background.