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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You see, that's why you divide all the smaller distinct batches of logic into their own functions and then give the wrapper function a name like blahBlahOrchestrator or blahBlahManager waves hands mysteriously

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I prefer to have a blahBlahManagerFactory, with an XML an incredibly brittle undocumented XML configuration file. /s

I find that it makes everyone's work day simpler, because they simply cannot do their jobs. /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

If you don't have your config in .txt files with incredibly confusing implicit syntax, you're doing it wrong.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

IAbstractBlahBlahManagerFactoryControlBeansHandlerFactoryFactory

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I think you meant IAbstractBlahBlahManagerFactoryControlBeansHandlerFactoryFactory6ProxyHandlerAsync_Compat3, and of course its test counterpart, IAbstractBlahBlahManagerFactoryControlBeansHandlerFactoryFactory6ProxyHandlerAsync_Compat3::FakeMockVirtualDeviceTestManagerBeansFactory2_HACK_DO_NOT_USE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wrote a bunch of if statements to work out how to handle various types of errors, and called it ErrorClassifier. Can I add "AI engineer" to my resume now?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Only if you name it ErrorClassifierGPT