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Millions of years in the future, long after the collapse of human civilisation, perhaps some alien race will chance upon the husk of Earth. They'll know exactly how many magnitudes of water were evaporated due to AI-generated spam, degenerate AI porn, and self-generating copilot doggerel. They'll find the plastic exoskeletons of sexbots intertwined with fossilized neckbeards in a Pompeiian embrace. Crypto wallet keys will be virtual Ozymandian inscriptions. "Look on my apes, ye Mighty, and despair!" they'll say.