this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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Twist: monster is good boi and telling the truth that heβs tired. He sick of sleeping alone in woods, and jus wants a night on the comfy couch
Poor sadboi go back to his lonely, dirty cave, fall sleep crying, wake up with back pain :(
Or, that was his real dad and the monster is already living in the house with him.
Writing prompt: The monster hires a PR firm.
not exactly what you meant, but Grendel is fantastic
Monsters these days expect everything handed to them, back in my day they had to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and earn a night on a couch!