this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Also, swallow a random stainless steel object -- like a machined pawn from a fancy chess set or something. Just to fuck with the coroner. If the coroner misses it, it'll show up in the ask pile..