Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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Your teeth will spend longer dry than they will wet (lemmy.fmhy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I think OP is including death

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

really? is he counting soil wetness?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think OP is including Earth's eventual destruction

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really? Is he counting the rebirth of the universe?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I think OP is including the universe using up its 9 lives

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

After my death they're no longer my teeth, I have no further use for them

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Ohh, I call dibs!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If someone makes a creepy necklace out of my teeth, are they still my teeth?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

OP thinks we can afford to be buried? How nice of them.

The only way I'll be buried is if someone tosses me into one of the general waste dumps.