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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Nobody expects the Rules of Acquisition! Our chief weapon is bribe... negotiation and bribe... bribe and negotiation... Our two weapons are bribe and negotiation... and ruthless profiteering.... Our three weapons are bribe, and negotiation, and ruthless profiteering... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Grand Nagus... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as bribe, surprise... I'll come in again.”