this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would react like the robot in the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The doors in HHGTTG are extremely satisfied to perform their job. They are very happy to open and close for you and let out a very small happy sigh when completing their tasks.

Imagine if you took a nasty dump and the toilet let out a satisfied "Ahhhhhhh..."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

New fetish unlocked!

Great, now I gonna find this doors.....