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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dammit Siri! I said beef stroking off! Where the hell is my porn???

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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