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[–] [email protected] 192 points 1 year ago (27 children)

Ignoring the obvious joke, she doesn't display any of Jesus's qualities. Is she gentle, caring, and compassionate? Does she humbly serve the poor and the disadvantaged? Does she forgive her enemies and bless those who oppose her? Does she sacrifice for the benefit of others!?

I'm a Christian and while I don't know for certain, I believe God knows the heart. But I don't expect to see her in Heaven...

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (16 children)

she doesn't display any of Jesus's qualities

Disagree.

She has long hair. Ok, not specified in the bible, but it's canon at this point.

Also the episode of Jesus whoring at the theatre... Wait what is this bible?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She is also white, like Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

True true. And also christian, like Jesus the Jew.

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