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Space drugs factory denied reentry to Earth (gizmodo.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Space drug manufacturing? Dope as fuck

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Their drugs are out of this world.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Higher than you’ve ever been

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They better put the aurora in a shielded cargo bay or the FAA is gonna detect it in their scan.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

We are one step closer to real space pirates. This timeline might not be so bad after all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should try EVE. It’s lucrative as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nothing hits quite like ninja huffing in wormholes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Y’all got any more…

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clouds?