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[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Hungry? Would you like some sausage? I have cheese sausage for you" (Never works but it's funny)

"Got two minutes" (works more often than you'd think but it's normally expected to only be 2-5 minutes)

"What are you up to tonight? Do you want to come over to my side of the bed?" *wink (after having a king size bed I will NEVER go back)

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To your cheese sausage I would reply "And for you, I have tuna patte."

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

OOo, we having Hors d'Oeuvres over here!