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[โ€“] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Once on Reddit I read of someone who grew up in a house where they had a poop knife as part of their standard toilet tool set.

This person once found themselves asking for a poop knife elsewhere, casually, like anyone would ask for toilet paper.

I think a commenter called it "the Mashitty" in the replies, which I found hilarious. That story and comment will forever be remembered.

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Hell yea the poop knife. His family had one because their shits would block toilets. He thought it was a normal thing to require and have a poop knife but after going to a friend's house and asking for it, he discovered that it was indeed (Samuel L. Jackson voice) not a normal thing to possess.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imagine how shithouse their diet must be to warrant the need for a poop knife ๐Ÿคฎ drink more clear fluids and up the fiber intake jeeze

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Disagree- as someone coming from a family with similar abilities, this is more related to volume and personal flexibility. Just because it's extra large doesn't mean you have been constipated or not eating enough fibre, sheesh.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Seems more like a bad sewer system or toilet installed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Jeez! Terrifying. Sounds like something from It's Always Sunny!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This one never struck me as real enough to be exciting. Felt too obviously made up.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's a real thing in the sense that someone ran with the hype, but I don't think the original story was true, myself.