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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When I have a baby and it poops itself, it will be placed in the pressure wash room for sanitisation

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In our house that’s the dishwasher.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, you only try that once - too many bruises.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Not to mention smashed plates.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Honestly, at least for us just taking the baby with us into the shower was much easier and more relaxing than bathing it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would be so afraid of dropping the soapy baby

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Until we knew how to hold it well we'd only enter the showers together and one would hold the child while the other one would wash it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sure, but how many showers are you talking a day?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My daughter loved it when we held her with her scalp just under the shower. She would keep pushing backwards in my arms until I got it just right