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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many times did I push at 2am so I could go home, get to the freeway entrance, realized I fucked something up, sighed, and turned around to go back and fix it...

(This was like 1999, we didn't have access to Perforce from home).

After a year or so I realized I should just develop the willpower to check it in after sleeping on it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"P4 server's down."

"Sports Page, or Tied House?"