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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How is he a Rasputin Impersonator but only a Mall Santa? Seems you'd be a Santa Impersonator employed at malls?

What venues hire Rasputin Impersonators? I imagine Escape Rooms would probably be in the market, especially with those Wizard qualifications.

I have exactly one group of friends for whom I would hire Alan Moore as a Rasputin Impersonator but it would be one hell of a party, before we threw him in the pool.