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[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For those of you who aren't woke yet, I just made a fresh pot of coffee.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmmm, fresh pot ! Thanks, I'll have two ounces

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Use metric units! Damn gun monkey!

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uuh, Yea, uhm -two, uuhhh... two metric kilograms of european cannabis, please.

[–] Barrelephants@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

An ounce is approximately 28 grams, so you'd probably want more like 56g of wacky tobaccy.