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[โ€“] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You better figure it out before the bed bugs bite.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Always keep a gun next to your bed, that way you can reach to answer a phonecall and accidentally shoot your neighbours through the wall.