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[โ€“] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (11 children)

I just use

30ยฐC is hot, 20ยฐC is nice 10ยฐC is cold, 0ยฐC is ice.

Obviously that won't apply everywhere, but in milder climates it works pretty good.

[โ€“] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And 40ยฐC is the melting point of the human brain.

Which goes some way towards explaining some of the decisions happening in Florida, Texas and Arizona during their ridiculously hot summers..

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I understand and appreciate your joke, but is it really? And I imagine that the bones and skin would melt first, right? Idk. I've never considered that someone could melt from the inside.

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not literally, no, but it can be very difficult to concentrate on anything else when you're suffering under immense heat and a lack of concentration can lead to a figurative brain meltdown.

That being said, the brain is mostly fluid, fat and electric connections so it would DEFINITELY melt long before your bones.

Would have to be around 50-60ยฐC for the 60% of it that's fat to hypothetically melt if exposed directly to the heat rather than protected by the skull and cooled down by the blood, but that's nothing compared to the 1670ยฐC melting point of human bones.

Btw, I hope you're happy with this reply since my Google search history looks rather grisly now ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you kindly for your research! ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You're very welcome ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Well, looks like, we have to test that. Any volunteers?

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

and 30Cยฐ is a typo

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I've been dead a few times this summer.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I guess, I am dying.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What would you then call sauna temperatures which range between 80 to 120?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What're ye units? Can't know what ye measure unless ye specify! ๐Ÿฆœ

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

It's the best way to think about it because if you're always doing the calculation in your head you still always think in Fahrenheit first. Just get the feeling for Celcius instead of trying to shoehorn a worse system in (as a user of said worse system myself).

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

All those are still shorts weather.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And it's always helpful to remember that 40 below is 40 below, in both F and C.

(Whew, ninja edit so I don't look like an idiot, on Reddit I'd already have six people correcting me)

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Your reply didn't rhyme, try again next time. ๐Ÿ˜†

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More like 30ยฐ I'm melted into the pavement, 20ยฐ warm but good, 10ยฐ is near perfect, 0ยฐ starts getting cols, -10ยฐ put on a jacket, -20ยฐ and below put on a good jacket.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That doesn't rhyme for shit, man. Ha :)

I'm going to try and add some flair to your post

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know how I didn't realize yours rhymed, whoops I feel dumb

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Don't feel dumb man, trying to make yours rhyme is fun actually. I like that you added other temps. That's how I learned it in America as a kid and remembered it, because it rhymes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"30ยฐC is hot" - laughs in Texan

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Texas is Hell though. Anyone who's been there understands this. From the heat to the guns to the people, it's far and away the least desirable or interesting place I've been to. Austin wasn't terrible though.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Austin is the common "island of sanity" that happens with American cities. Is it enough to say in Texas... Not for me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Colder, like the shoulder I'm giving you. ๐Ÿ˜†

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Cause you didn't rhyme! Give it a try sometime! ๐Ÿ˜†