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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ballsack drag is real.

Sounds like someone needs Scrotox!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i shudder to imagine what the disclaimer text is like on that commercial.

"Scrotox is known to the State of California to cause genocide, hair loss, mania, toe-nail yellowing and violent outbursts of gibberish. Stop taking Scrotox immediately if you experience shortness of breath, priapism, a sudden urge to taste the color orange, see seven or more sets of twins in a one hour period, experience auditory or olfactory hallucinations leading to suicidal or homicidal ideation, especially if they're suggestions from a voice known as "the Sun God".

Do Not Trust The Sun God.

Never use Scrotox more than once per 1.27 per lunation, or 1.64 solar years.

Scrotox was created in partnership with the BioDefense division of Mattel.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

olfactory hallucinations leading to suicidal or homicidal ideation

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