The Holy Gospel of Supply Side Jesus According to JubilationTCornpone

1. Now a certain man named Jairus, a leader of the synogogue, came to Jesus saying, "sir, my daughter is ill to the point of death. But, if you will come and see her, I know that she will be made well."
2. Jesus asked of the man, "Have you any health insurance?" Jairus was dismayed, for he knew that he did not have insurance. Jesus knew what was in the man's heart for his countenance fell at these words.
3. And Jesus said, "Be not afraid. With God all things are possible. I shall see your daughter and she will be made well this very day." And Jairus was filled with joy because his daughter would be saved and because he knew not of the outrageous bill he would receive for Jesus' services a few weeks later.

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