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SATANIST PROMISES (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

These days we promise a PS5 since Nintendo discontinued full consoles.

Also, you only get a giant hog if that's what you want; Satan respects your gender identity. You can sub in cat ears.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Back then didn't they just say Nintendo to reference consoles in general? Maybe this Satanic package actually includes whatever console you like

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wanna Sega. It does what Nintendon't!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I want to sub in cat ears but still also have a giant hog.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Best I can do is a piglet and one cat ear. We can't just give both to everyone or else it devalues them for the people that already made deals, and they'll start trying to renegotiate, and that fucks up all the records.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is the weirdest shade against the Switch I've ever read. It's literally a full console that is also portable!

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