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1000 roaches?
I'd roll them into a blunt.
No, I mean when they know you found someone and when they don't.
If it's not a secret, then the police can figure it out.
If it is a secret, the options are endless. I certainly wouldn't need to pay for a house cleaner ever again.
...are you considering enslaving the person in your attic?
Indentured servant.
Gotta collect that back rent.