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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now if we assume the victims tied up are frictionless orbs, and the train is also a frictionless orb, and the two of them are travelling in a frictionless void than I reckon we could kill a few more.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But then would they die if they don't slow the train down? The train would necessarily have to impart some energy in order to effect a change in their bodies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe the train is an unstoppable force.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Like the GTA train