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Brands suspend advertising on X after ads appear alongside Nazi content (mashable.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 year ago (3 children)

            
              Buy unprofitable application
Make a series of incredibly shit business decisions
It's now less profitable than before.
???
???
Profit

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hold on, maybe I've figured it out. Endless magical profits, here I come!

Step 4. Be ultra-wealthy. (Bonus for not paying taxes.) Step 5. Do anything. (Bonus for pretending it's profitable.)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I've one the steps is, "use the letter X SOMEHOW, so people won't laugh at you and will realize you are so cool finally"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Last step is selling it to yahoo!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Nah, it's selling to Yahoo, then getting your parent company acquired by Verizon, then having Verizon spin your parent company off again.