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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

You talk like a man who's never been attacked by a wild turkey.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I haven't. But also that line is from a song.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Turkeys are stupid and angry. I think the only bird less intelligent than a turkey would be a guinea fowl, but they have the edge of just being suicidally dumb. I've had a Guinea run away from my car and then back in front of it in confusion, but never have I had one openly charge my vehicle. I've had a turkey do that, though.

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