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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 51 minutes ago) (1 children)

„Hallo, mein~~meine~~ Name ist Umberto und ich bin hier um Ihre Tochter zu ficken“

„UM WAS???“

„Umberto.“

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

So I've been learning German for a couple of months. Wouldn't it be "mein name?" 🤔 because presumably Umberto is male?

Buy yes, funny joke 😂

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Male or female, it's always "mein" because "Name" is a male noun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago