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The girlfriend-zone (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

But... You're a nerd and I'm like... Kinda pretty? Shouldn't you want to fuck my brains out and this is a trap?

Goddamnit Laura I get that you're a 6.5/10 and yes I think you're pretty but also we both like the same obscure RPG and I just want someone to understand some of my fucking jokes holy shiiiiiiit

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

More like" I get that most guys are asking you to the movies because they want to make out but I want to see and talk about this movie with you because Im interested in what you think and Im not interested in dating you". Sometimes the juice isn't worth the squeeze, you know?