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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

> You will not be able to play multiplayer without hackers ruining the experience

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you play on PC you can change 1 file in a text editor and get solo lobbies every time. Share the file or the changes with friends and you'll all join each other, I assume it's got something to do with file hashing

I made a YouTube video on it years ago when I noticed the load screen skip mod produced interesting results in lobbies and started testing and occasionally people comment that it still works lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Oh fuck not only is that my video he hella stole my description lol

Not that I give a fuck the whole point was to give people the info

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's worse. It is utterly abandoned by rockstar

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I tried playing online when it first came out. It was fun for a few days, but wasn't very long before cheaters would just spawn a hundred cougars right on top of you every game.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure that was frustrating for you, but from an outsider's perspective that's funny as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah the first time was objectively funny. But it became a multiple times an hour thing, where you just couldn't play the game any more.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well if you can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em.

Know of any good hacks?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

David Cage is a pretty good hack

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Eh nick cage is the hackiest hack of all time

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Worse. I’m convinced that Rockstar only keeps the servers running because nobody knows which ones they are among the sea of GTA5 servers. The game has been entirely abandoned by the devs, because it never took off like GTA5 did.

Hacking in RDO isn’t just rampant; It’s downright expected. If you’re not hacking, you’ll constantly get blown up from across the map by people with unlimited explosive ammo, no reloads, and auto-aim. The bare minimum requirement is an unlimited health hack, just so you can survive the cross-map snipes long enough to finish a mission or two.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It seems worse. Though now days whenever I play GTA Online, it's in private friends only mode.