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cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That is a snack.

An American breakfast is 12 eggs, a half pound of bacon, a quarter pound of sausage, a pan of hash browns, two slices of toast, 20oz double Russian or French orange juice, a 32oz coffee, and two lipitor.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

It was added automatically at 15%, but I can't read or do math, so I also gave another 5% to the single mother on welfare that brought me my food after I ordered on a tablet at the table.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Champagne or wine and orange juice.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

(We call that a mimosa, and they are delicious)