this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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No foul language - i.e. French ๐คฎ
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That is a snack.
An American breakfast is 12 eggs, a half pound of bacon, a quarter pound of sausage, a pan of hash browns, two slices of toast, 20oz double Russian or French orange juice, a 32oz coffee, and two lipitor.
plus tip
It was added automatically at 15%, but I can't read or do math, so I also gave another 5% to the single mother on welfare that brought me my food after I ordered on a tablet at the table.
Such edge
It's 2025, don't fat shame.
Uh ok
wtf is French orange juice?
Champagne or wine and orange juice.
(We call that a mimosa, and they are delicious)