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Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It (futurism.com)

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Experienced this at a wal mart a few months ago when me and my wife went to grab a pregnancy test. It was locked along with all of the condoms and lube, had to talk to 3 different workers to find someone that even knew where the key was, after a half hour of going from person to person and no one in the slight bit interested in actually helping me, I gave up and got one from the cvs down the street, no locks no fuss. Confused the shit out of me, don't they want us having tons of kids?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

You must not have noticed the “THIS GUY FUCKS” button. That’s how you get service.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

How else would Walmart get Workers?